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Мій Чоловік Таємно Грав Роль Кота Онлайн Протягом 3 Років
Я (27 років) щойно дізналася, що мій чоловік (30 років) три роки прикидався котом в Інтернеті, і не знаю, що робити.
Добре, я буквально тремчу, поки пишу це. Ми з чоловіком одружені п’ять років, разом вже сім. Він завжди був трохи… дивакуватий? Наприклад, він розмовляє з нашим котом цілими реченнями, але мені це здавалося милим чи щось таке.
Вчора ввечері я користувалася його ноутбуком, тому що мій вийшов з ладу, і помітила, що його профіль на Reddit досі відкритий. Я знаю, знаю, не хотіла копирсатися, але щось всередині мене підказало.
Боже, ця людина… ЦЯ ДОРОСЛА ЛЮДИНА… вже ТРИ РОКИ веде цілий аккаунт для рольової гри кота. Він пише від першої особи ЯК КІТ. Наприклад, “Людина забула мене нагодувати сьогодні. Помста буде швидкою. Час збити склянку з висоти.”
Але це навіть не найгірше.
Він… популярний. Його пости на перших місцях, нагороди, тисячі підписників. Люди насправді вважають його котом. У нього є ІНТЕРНЕТ-ДРУЗІ, які думають, що спілкуються з якимось саркастичним британським короткошерстим котом на ім’я містер Віскар. Він сперечається з іншими аккаунтами котів про територію та бренди кормів.
Я заглибилася і знайшла, що у цього чоловіка є справжній котячий НЕДРУГ на ім’я Сер Пушок. У них СПРАВЖНЯ ВІЙНА. У коментарях є навіть фанфікшн про їхнє суперництво.
Коли я з ним поговорила, він лише зітхнув і сказав: “Ти не повинна була дізнатися про це так.” НІБИ. ДІЗНАТИСЯ ПРО ЩО, ПАНЕ? ЩО Я ВИЙШЛА ЗАМІЖ ЗА ЛЮДИНУ, ЯКА Є ВТІЛЕННЯМ ФАНФІЧІВ ПРО “КРИВАТИХ КОТІВ” НА TUMBLR??
Я не знаю, що робити. Він кохання мого життя, але я не можу дивитися на нього, не уявляючи, як він пише “Млем. Люди знову мене розчарували.”
Чи розлучитися з ним? Чи створити аккаунт і стати його суперником? Як рухатися далі від цього?
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I was going to call to ask about enrolling him at art school!” “I’ve no idea about flowers, but I certainly wasn’t expecting a soggy, flea-ridden bundle!” “A bundle? What are you talking about?” Miss Mary was baffled as she listened, her frown deepening with each anxious word from the mother. “You know what, Lottie—do you mind if I come round now? I’m only next door…” A few moments later, after Lottie agreed, Miss Mary slipped into the hallway clutching her thick, battered album—full of faded photos and cherished childhood drawings from that first, long-ago class she’d ever taught. In Lottie’s bright kitchen, chaos reigned. As Lottie cleared away cake and dishes, she told the story: How Archie had come home late, dripping mud and water from his bag, coat, and trousers… How he’d pulled a soaking wet puppy from under his jumper—reeking to high heaven! He’d climbed into a frozen ditch for it, where some big boys had chucked it! His ruined textbooks, the ruined sketchbook—now nothing but blots and stains—and a fever which shot up near forty in an hour… How the guests had left, no one tasted the cake, and how the paramedic had scolded her—the negligent mother who hadn’t kept an eye on her son… “So, I took it back to the dump when Archie fell asleep. His sketchbook’s there on the radiator—there’s not a trace left of the flowers, just blotches!” Lottie sniffed. And as she rattled on, she never noticed how, with every word, every harried phrase, Miss Mary’s face grew darker. But when she heard what had happened to the puppy Archie rescued, her frown turned thunderous. She stroked the tattered sketchbook fondly and began quietly: She spoke of green swirls and living flowers… of a boy’s diligence and courage beyond his years. Of a gentle heart, quick to stand up to bullies, to defend the weak. Of the cruelty of those children who’d thrown a helpless pup into that frozen ditch. Then she led Lottie to the window. “There’s the ditch,” she pointed. “It could have swallowed Archie, let alone a tiny puppy. Did Archie care about that? Or was he thinking about those flowers he’d been so careful not to spoil, the gift for his mother?” And maybe, she went on, Lottie had forgotten the day back in the ’90s when she was a girl herself, sobbing on the bench outside school, clutching a scruffy kitten rescued from the bullies. How the whole class had stroked the cat and waited for Lottie’s mum; how Lottie hadn’t wanted to go home, how she blamed her parents when they’d thrown out that “flea-ridden bundle”—only to relent later. Miss Mary dug out an old photograph of that day—a little girl in a white pinafore, hugging a kitten, surrounded by classmates, smiling so warmly—and a faded drawing of a girl holding a fluffy kitten in one hand and clinging to her mum with the other. “I’ll remind you,” Miss Mary’s voice was stern now. “I’ll remind you of Tilly, and Patch, that lolloping mongrel who walked you all the way to university, and even the old rook with the broken wing you nursed back to health… I’ll remind you of the kindness that once blossomed bright as wildflowers in your heart.” She paused, brushing away a tear, and added: “If it were up to me, I’d have kissed that rescued puppy and Archie both! I’d frame those colourful blotches! For what better gift is there for a mother than raising a child with a kind heart?” And she never noticed, as she spoke, how Lottie’s face transformed—how she cast worried, guilty glances at Archie’s closed bedroom door, clutching the battered sketchbook with limp, pale fingers. “Miss Mary! Please—could you watch Archie for a moment? Just for a few moments. I won’t be long, I promise!” Under her teacher’s watchful gaze, Lottie grabbed her coat and dashed outside, heedless of puddles or mud, running for the far-off rubbish tip. She called and searched, looking under dirty boxes, sifting through bin bags, casting anxious glances back at home… Would she be forgiven? ***** “Arch, who’s got his nose in your painting there? Is that your friend—Digger?” “That’s him, Miss Mary! Does he look like him?” “He certainly does! And that star-shaped patch on his paw! Remember how your mum and I scrubbed them clean?” she laughed warmly. “I wash his paws every day now!” Archie declared proudly. “Mum says, ‘If you have a friend, you look after him!’ She bought us a special bowl, just for the job.” “You have a lovely mum,” smiled Miss Mary. “Are you drawing her another present?” “Mm-hmm—for a frame. She keeps those blotches in one, and she always smiles at them. Can you really smile at blotches, Miss Mary?” “At blotches? Maybe you can, if they come from the heart. Tell me, how’s art school? Is it going well?” “Really well! Soon I’ll be able to paint Mum’s portrait. She’ll be so happy! And look—” Archie pulled a folded paper from his rucksack. “This is from my mum—she draws too.” Miss Mary unfolded the sheet and gently squeezed the little boy’s shoulder. There, on the bright paper, Archie grinned brilliantly, hand resting on the head of an adoring black mongrel. 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