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The Joy of a Quirky Old Flatshare

**The Joy of a Communal Flat**
Waiting for her husband to come home from work, Sophie sat at the kitchen table, sipping tea with thyme, taking her time with each slow, deliberate swallow. When she heard the key turn in the lock, she stood and paused in the doorway. In walked Davidstern and silent.
“Hello,” she said first, “youre late again. I had dinner ages ago. Just waiting up for you”
“Hello,” David replied. “You didnt have to wait. Im not hungry, and anyway, I wont be staying. Just here to pack a few things.” Without even taking off his shoes, he walked past her, opened the wardrobe, and pulled out a suitcase.
Sophie stood frozen, bewildered, watching as he haphazardly tossed clothes inside.
“David, whats going on?”
“Dont you get it? Im leaving you,” he said flatly, avoiding her eyes.
“Where?”
“For another woman.”
“Ah, let me guesssomeone younger? Though forty isnt exactly ancient,” Sophie said with a hint of sarcasm, forcing herself to stay composed. *He wont see me cry, not a chance.* Out loud, she asked, “How long has this been going on?”
“Nearly a year,” he said calmly, and seeing her shock, added, “If you didnt notice, thats your problem. I hid it well.”
“Youre leaving for good, then?” she blurted.
“Sophie, are you being deliberately dense? Listen carefullyIm leaving you for her. Were having a baby. You and I never managed it, but Emilys giving me a son. Youve got a month to move out of *my* flat. Where you go is your business. Emily and I will live here with our child once shes done with her rented place.”
And with that, he was gone.
The walls seemed to press in on Sophie as silence filled the flat. She switched on the tellyjust to hear another voice. Theyd been married twelve years. It took her a week to fully process it, but she coped.
She inherited a cottage in the countryside from her parents, whod passed young, but the idea of living alone in the middle of nowhere didnt appeal.
“Id go mad out there,” she thought. “No shops, no work, and at thirty-five, village life isnt exactly thrilling.” So she decided to sell the cottage and use the money for a room in a shared flatsomething temporary while she figured things out.
Luckily, selling was easy. Her neighbour, Margaret, had been waiting for her.
“Sophie! Thank goodness youre here. I was about to hunt you down in London!”
“Whats happened?” Sophie asked.
“Well, my relatives want to buy your place. Theyve come down from Scotlandneed somewhere to tear down and rebuild. Want to be near us, see? My sister and her husband…”
“Goodness, Margaret, thats perfect! Let them take itjust name a fair price.”
The deal was done in ten days. The cottage, half-falling apart, didnt fetch much, but it was enough for a tiny room in a converted flat-share. Shared kitchen, two other tenants, and her little spacepractically a communal flat, really.
Her neighbours seemed quiet, decent enough. Sophie rarely saw themout early, home late. At work, shed even started seeing a colleague, Tom. Things seemed promising.
Then, just before International Womens Day, Tom dropped a bombshell:
“I need to think. Im not sure about my feelings. Lets take a break.”
“A break? Oh, jog on, why dont you?” she snapped.
That evening, furious and hungry, she stormed home. Thirty-six years old and no time for breaks. She yanked open the fridgeonly to find her ham missing.
“Who took my ham?” she bellowed across the kitchen.
“Sophie, love, I threw it out two days ago,” said her neighbour, Vera, nervously. “Itd turned green. Smelled awful. Thought you wouldnt risk it.”
“You dont get to decide what I eat!” Sophie fumed.
She ranted, venting all her pent-up frustrationher divorce, the downgraded flat, Toms cowardice, and now this.
“Vera, dont take it to heart,” said John, another neighbour, calmly flipping his newspaper. “Shes upset about someone else.”
“And what do *you* know?” Sophie rounded on him.
“Enough,” he said mildly.
“Oh, very wise! Whyre *you* living in this dump, then?”
Vera exchanged a look with John and slipped away. Sophie slammed her door and flopped onto the sofa.
“Kitchen philosopher,” she muttered. “Who does he think he is?”
An hour later, calmer, she realisedshed bought that ham *weeks* ago. No wonder it was mouldy. Shame washed over her.
“I just yelled at Vera for no reason. Im turning into a right nightmare.”
She found Vera in the kitchen.
“Im sorry. I dont know what came over me. Everythings just… too much. And John was right.”
Vera smiled, hugging her. “Its alright, love. Sit downtea and cakell help. But you *should* apologise to John. Hes a professor, you know. Had a lovely flat in central London, a brilliant career. But then his wife fell illbrain cancer. Our doctors said it was too late, but he found a clinic in Switzerland. Borrowed a fortune. The surgery worked, but she didnt recover. He quit his job to care for her, sold everything to pay the debts. Ended up here.”
Sophie nearly cried. “I had no idea.”
The next evening, she knocked on Johns door, gift in hand.
“Good evening, John. Please accept thisand my apology. I was awful yesterday.”
He listened, then smiled. “What a lovely surprise. Ill forgive youif youll join my birthday celebration.”
She helped Vera set the table, chatting like old friends. For the first time, she shared her own storyhow shed fallen for a married man at university, got pregnant, was pressured into ending it, and later couldnt conceive.
Midway through the evening, the doorbell rang. A tall, smiling man stood there.
“Hello, Im RobertVeras son.”
Dinner was livelylaughter, stories, toasts to John. Robert, an ex-geologist turned lorry driver, had tales from the road.
Later, walking through Londons first snowfall, Sophie and Robert circled the streets for hours, barely noticing the cold.
Three days later, before leaving for a week-long haul, he asked, “Will you wait for me?”
“Of course.”
Their romance bloomed, then deepened. They married. Sophie moved in with him, and a year later, little Archie arrived. When Roberts away, she and Archie stay in the communal flatwhere Vera and John dote on their “grandson.”
Best babysitters in London.
