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“So, You Did Bake My Favourite Pies After All!” — Said the Husband Upon Returning Home From His Mistress: But the Moment He Took a Bite, He Turned Pale, for Inside the Pie Awaited an Unexpected ‘Surprise’ From His Wife
Youve actually baked my favourite pasties! Ben said, stepping through the door after a visit to his mistress. But as soon as he took a bite, Ben turned paleinside the pasty, his wife had left him a little surprise.
Emily slid the tray carefully into the hot oven, brushed flour from her hands, and glanced at the kitchen clock. Today, everything had to be spot on. The pasties needed to rise, turn golden, and look exactly how Ben liked them.
There was a time when Emilys life was simple and quiet. Shed grown used to solitude, almost convinced that was how things would always be. Everything shifted the day a tall, confident man walked into her interview. There was a certain charm about him, a self-assurance she hadnt known she was missing. Emily felt something change inside her that day.
From then on, her life headed somewhere entirely new. Love, a wedding, and finally feeling as though all her pieces had clicked together. She was happy, hardly noticing how shed disappeared into Ben completely.
Then, two years after the wedding, Ben packed a bag and announced he was off to Manchester for just a month on business. One month became a whole year. His calls were rare, his messages short and cold. Still, Emily waited, made excuses for him, and kept believing. Until one afternoon, a friend let slip hed seen Ben in London, holding hands with another woman and he certainly hadnt left the city.
It struck Emily in that momentshed been lied to all this time. She could have confronted Ben, made a scene, demanded answers, but she didnt. Instead, she chose to wait. Revenge, she thought, is best served quietly.
A year later, the phone rang. It was Ben, saying his work trip was over and hed be home that weekend. At the end of the conversation, he mentioned offhandedly, Could you make your classic potato pasties? Ive missed them.
You really did bake my favourite pasties! Ben repeated, breezing in as if hed never left. But the moment he bit into one, his face drained of colourhed discovered the wifes surprise inside.
Ben strolled into the kitchen looking completely at ease, plonked himself onto a stool, and glanced around as if nothing was amiss. Emily welcomed him as warmly as she always had, not giving away the fact that she knew the truth.
So, I see you actually made those pasties, he said, nodding towards the neat pile of golden pastries.
He grinned like nothing had happened, as if thered been no lies, no vanishing, no secret lover. He helped himself to the first pasty, taking a hefty bite. In seconds, the colour vanished from his face, horror filling his eyes. He had never imagined revenge like this.
Emily had got up early that day, preheated the oven, kneaded the dough, and calmly prepared the fillingjust as she always did. Except today, one of those pasties didnt hold creamy potato. Inside sat tiny shards of glass.
Ben realised something was wrong the moment he bit down. He spat it out, but too latehis mouth was already filling with blood, his tongue and gums slashed by the pain.
Grabbing the edge of the worktop for support, he spluttered, choking and confused.
Youve actually baked my favourite pasties! hed said. But after one mouthful, he was ashen, confronted by his wifes chilling surprise.
Emily watched him steadily.
Thats for the years of lies and cheating, she said calmly. If you ever feel tempted to lie again, I hope youll remember this pain.
Ben tried to protest, but only a rasping sound came from his bloodied mouth. He reached for his phone, but Emily had already turned away. She picked up the suitcase shed packed in advance, threw on her coat, and headed for the door.
She didnt call for an ambulance, didnt say another word. Emily walked out for good, leaving Ben at the kitchen table, mouth bleeding and reeling from a lesson hed remember the rest of his life.
