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My Mother-in-Law Dug Up My Beloved Lawn at Our Country Cottage to Plant Vegetable Beds—So I Made Her Restore Everything Just as It Was
William, are you sure we havent forgotten the charcoal? Last time we ended up at the village shop, and all they had was damp logs, Emily glanced across to her husband, who was carefully steering around the familiar potholes of the country lane.
Got the charcoal, Em, the firelighters too, and the meat you marinated is chilling in the cooler, William shot her a smile before fixing his attention back on the road. Come on, relax. Were off for a break. Two whole weeks holiday peace, birdsong, and your beloved lawn. You dreamed about it all winter.
Emily melted into the seat, closing her eyes. That lawn it was like a dream to her. Just three years ago, when theyd first bought their ramshackle cottage in the countryside, the place had been a wilderness: towering nettles, rubble, and nothing like a proper garden. Emily had cleared the site herself, brick by broken brick, battling brambles and weeds. Then, together with William, shed hired a team to level the ground and lay down an expensive roll-out turf, the finest quality.
This was her place of peace. An emerald carpet, perfectly even and soft, the ideal place to stretch out with a novel or nurse a cup of coffee at dawn. She wouldnt even let anyone play badminton there in heavy trainers the turf was sacred. To Emily, the lawn symbolised everything the country cottage meant: rest and joy, not endless digging and toil like her mum and dads generation.
I hope your mum remembered to water it while we were gone, Emily murmured, still half-lost in her thoughts. It was thirty degrees all week.
Dont fret, waved William. Mums reliable. We left her the keys, she promised to check in every other day. She knows how precious you are about that grass.
Williams mum, Janet Cooper, was old school through and through. Hands-on, boisterous, and with the firm belief that land should be put to work. Every spare bit should be filled with potatoes, carrots, or at the very least parsley. The first two years, Emily and Janet had clashed over this, defending her territory as a space for leisure. Janet had grumbled, called the lawn plaything for the idle, but finally seemed to accept her corner with a small greenhouse at the far edge.
The car rolled up to the gate, tyres crunching over gravel. Emily was out first, unlocking the padlock. The heady scent of warm pine and wild roses filled the air. She drew a deep breath, already imagining the cool grass under her bare feet.
But as she pushed the gate open, stepping forward, she stopped dead. Her laptop bag slipped from her shoulder, landing with a soft thump on the dust.
Em, whats the hold-up? Let me drive in William called, getting out of the car when she didnt answer. Emily?
He followed her gaze. And froze.
The emerald expanse had vanished.
Instead of the flawless, shimmering green, the front of the cottage was torn up into wonky furrows. Great ugly clods of earth, scraps of ruined turf, ran from the door to the arbour. Odd, scrawny little plants stood in the beds a grim joke at the universes expense.
In the centre of this small disaster, Janet Cooper stood in her faded cardigan and floppy sunhat, supported on her spade, beaming as if shed won a lottery.
Oh, the kids are here! she announced, delighted. I was just finishing a surprise! Barely made it before you arrived.
Emily felt blood drain from her face; her ears roared. Moving as if underwater, she reached the edge of her ruined lawn. Torn roots, still woven with the expensive turf mesh, gaped up at her.
What is this? Emilys voice was barely above a whisper, yet there was such coldness that William shivered.
What dyou mean? Kitchen garden beds! Janet stuck her spade in and spread her arms. Just look what a waste this space was! I added it up best sun all day here. And you had useless grass growing. I planted onions, carrots, and there by the arbour: lovely courgettes. Imagine, your very own courgettes! Home-grown, supper sorted!
Mum… William groaned, coming closer. What have you done? This is turf. We paid nearly two grand for it, three years back. Then theres upkeep, feed, mowing…
Oh, dont be daft, his mother scoffed. Two thousand for grass! Youve been had, pair of city softies. Grass grows for free. Lands for food! Have you seen shop prices these days? Carrots cost a fortune. Ive grafted for your benefit, three days digging while you lazed about on holiday.
Emily couldnt answer. She gazed at her scattered efforts, at ugly furrows ruining her haven, and a cold, careful fury rose inside. This wasnt just thoughtlessness. It was barging across her boundaries, dismissing her efforts and dreams.
Janet, Emilys voice was deadly calm We only asked you to water the plants. That was all. We didnt want onions; we didnt want you digging. This is our home and our garden.
And what of it? Janet set her hands on her hips, voice switching from cheerful to combative. Im your mother! I know whats best. Youre young, you havent a clue. Come winter, youll beg for my pickles and jams. That lawn pah. A total waste. The neighbours snigger. Proper gardens for proper folk, and weve got a golf course. Margaret next door laughed about it: Doesnt your daughter-in-law even grow parsley?
I dont give a fig for Margaret, Emily retorted, each word clipped. And I certainly dont need your courgettes. William, unload the car.
Em, just wait, William reached for her hand, but she pulled away. Mum, you really crossed a line. We agreed: you get the greenhouse, the rest is for relaxing. Why ruin all this?
Ruin?! Janet nearly shrieked, red patches blooming on her cheeks. Ive done myself in with the digging! My blood pressures through the roof, and all for vitamins in your diet! And all I get is this? Youre ungrateful, selfish!
She clutched theatrically at her heart and collapsed onto the garden bench.
Emily swept into the house without a glance. It was cool inside, and smelled of old wood. She filled herself a glass at the tap, drank it down, hands shaking. She wanted to shout, to cry, to smash something but she knew a tantrum now would only feed Janets love of martyrdom.
Five minutes later, William came in, looking both sheepish and lost.
She meant well, Em. Shes from that generation empty land is a crime.
Its not about generations, William. Emily turned to face him. Its about respect. She thinks were hers to manage; that everything of ours is hers to control. She didnt care what we wanted she had to win.
Well, Ill try explaining again…
No more talking, Emily cut him off. Three years, weve talked. She nods, smiles, then waits until were gone and does as she pleases. Do you realise whats been done? Restoring this isnt as simple as throwing on seed. The soils ruined, the levels are lost, the turfs destroyed. Well need to pay landscapers, new soil, new turf Itll be weeks of mess and a small fortune.
William sighed and slumped into a chair.
And what do you propose? Throw her out?
No, Emily said. She can put right what shes done.
Em, be serious. Shes sixty-five. She cant lay new turf.
Turf, no. But she can dig up her crops, rake the ground flat. And pay for the new lawn.
She hasnt got that sort of money. Just her pension…
She said herself shes got savings, William. She likes to boast about her rainy day funds for the grandkids. Well, were her family and its time she helped us by fixing her care.
Youre being harsh.
Whats harsh is arriving home to find your haven turned into a ploughed heap. Whats harsh is someone trampling your wishes. Ill tell her now. If she refuses shell never set foot here again. Ill change the locks today.
On the porch, Janet was gossiping over the fence with Margaret, gesturing wildly as she recounted her side. The instant Emily appeared, her expression turned doleful.
Janet, Emily called firmly, stepping down. We need a word.
What now? Janet grumbled. Bring me water, Im parched from all this upset.
You can have a drink after youve listened. You have till Sunday evening.
What for?
To remove every last thing youve planted. Every onion, every carrot. Pile up the earth and get the ground flat.
Janet goggled as if Emily had spoken Greek.
Are you mad? I spent days planting, and now you want me to wreck it? Shameful! Living things! I wont! Who do you think you are? This is my sons garden, not your fiefdom!
The house and garden are jointly owned, Emily said, levelly. I have as much right as William here. I never agreed to your little farming project. If the land isnt flat by Sunday, Ill hire a team and invoice you. And youll never come back. Give the keys to William now.
Will! Janet wailed, appealing to her son, who lingered in the doorway. Hear her? After all my sacrifices, she wants me dead! Do something!
William stepped outside, pale but resolute as he met Emilys eyes. He knew: if he didnt back his wife now, their marriage was at risk.
Mum, Emilys right, he said, voice bleak. You shouldnt have done this. Its our home. We wanted a lawn. Youve ruined it.
You too?! Janet flung up her hands. Under her thumb! Shes bewitched you! I only ever tried…
Enough, Mum, William cut in harshly. Enough with the caring. You did it because it suited you. Now youll put it right or well have a serious rift between us.
Janet gaped, gasping. Shed not expected this from her usually gentle son. Suddenly, she saw shed gone too far.
Well, keep your sodding lawn! she spat at last. Dont expect to see me again! Sort your own mess! Im off.
She snatched up her bag, marched toward the gate.
The keys, Janet, said Emily.
Janet rooted in her cardie pocket, flung the bunch on the gravel.
There! Choke on them! May your precious grass choke with weeds!
With that, she was gone, slamming the gate. Moments later, the puttering sound of a taxi fading down the lane.
Emily picked up the keys, dusted them off, and looked at William.
Shell be back, Emily said, certain. Shes left her seedlings and her coat. She never surrenders outright.
William wandered over to the churned earth, kicking a clod.
So what now? Shall we clear up ourselves?
No, Emily shook her head. Shell hang about at Margarets, complaining. Bus leaves in a couple of hours, shell use every minute to make herself the martyr.
And sure enough, there was Janets voice over the fence: performances for poor Janet, forced out by her ungrateful daughter-in-law.
Emily got out her phone.
Who are you calling? William asked.
The landscaping firm. Im getting a quote for a full restoration: soil, turf, the lot.
That evening passed in gloomy silence. Emily and William sipped tea on the veranda, unable to taste it. The ruined earth haunted them.
Next morning, the gate creaked open. Emily glanced out to see Janet back, her air injured but unyielding, striding over to the greenhouse.
Emily met her on the porch.
Morning, Janet. Here to collect your things?
Janet hesitated, then spoke to the flowers. Well hate to waste good onions. Cost me plenty, those seeds.
It is a waste, Emily agreed. That turf cost us, too. The restorations going to be eight hundred pounds.
Janets jaw dropped. Eight hundred?! Youre joking!
Thats the going rate. Ive got the quote right here. Either you set things right, by levelling it for seed, or you pay for new turf and the whole job.
I havent that kind of money! Janet squeaked.
Then get the rake and sort it out. You planted, you dig up. William can shift the rubbish, but youll do the beds. Its important you understand: you cant march into someone elses home and change the rules.
William came out.
Mum, Emilys absolutely right. We wont pay for your experiments. Here, Ill get you bags. Take your onions home, plant them in pots. But here, it needs to be levelled.
Janet looked from one to the other, searching for a crack in their resolve. But she found none. Emily was calm and unyielding; William, though sad, was with her all the way.
Janet sniffed a defeated sniff.
Fine, she muttered. Give me some bags. Miserable pair.
The next two days had a surreal air. Janet, sighing, theatrically clutching her back, unearthed her plantings and packed them away, muttering darkly. Emily stayed hands-off, parked in her deckchair on the last tuft of green and reading (watching more than reading, if truth be told).
William ferried the rubble and fetched water, but never did Janets main work Emily insisted on that.
If you do it for her, shell never learn, Emily explained late that night. She needs to feel the result in her bones.
By Sunday evening, a barren, trampled square remained: not pretty, but workably flat.
Janet slumped on the porch, exhausted, hands dirt-black.
There, she said bitterly. Happy?
Emily checked the job. Not perfect, but good enough. New seed and sand would soon settle it.
Thank you, Janet, Emily said, with dignity.
Janet glared up, weary. Youre hard, Emily. I hoped William would be happy with you, but youve walked all over him.
Not hard, Janet. I just want respect. If youd asked for a bed behind the greenhouse, Id have said yes. But you destroyed something I love, uninvited. Thats the difference.
Janet got up, brushing dust off her skirt.
Williamll take my onions home, then?
He will.
And what about the keys?
Emily and William exchanged glances.
Not yet, Mum, said William. Well hang onto them. Well water things ourselves. And bring you with us, if you want. As a guest.
Janet pursed her lips, but she understood. Shed crossed a line, and there was no going back at least, not to how things were.
A month later, green shoots showed on the scarred earth. Emily and William seeded it with tough lawn mix. Soon the blackness gave way to playful green.
Janet only visited again in late August, for Williams birthday. She was subdued, even polite. She brought homemade tarts (using those rescued onions), and even complimented the new turf.
Looks nice, she admitted, eyeing the neat grass. Cleaner, less mud trodden inside.
Emily smiled, pouring her tea.
Exactly, Janet. Every place to its use. Veg at the market or in the greenhouse, rest for us out here.
The war was over. The wounds in the soil remained for a while, but strange to say, so did a kind of honesty. Lines drawn firmly by the spade and kept by will were more solid than the false comfort of fake smiles.
