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My Mother-in-Law Tore Up My Beloved Lawn at Our Holiday Cottage for Vegetable Beds—So I Made Her Put Everything Back the Way It Was
Henry, are you sure we havent forgotten the charcoal? Last time we had to dash to the little village shop and they only had damp firewood, Emily turned to her husband, who was intently manoeuvring the ancient Volvo around potholes on the country lane.
Ive got the charcoal, Em, and the firelighters, too. And the meat you marinated is chilling nicely in the cool bag, Henry gave her a reassuring grin, his eyes flicking briefly from the rutted track. Try to relax. Were going away to unwind, remember? Two whole weeks holiday: quiet, birdsong, and your beloved lawn. Youve been dreaming about it all winter.
Emily sighed blissfully and leaned back in her seat, closing her eyes. The word lawn was practically music to her ears. Three years earlier, when theyd first bought the run-down cottage, the grounds had been a tangle of nettles and rubble. She had cleared every last broken brick, fought every last thistle by handand then theyd paid a fair sum for a professional team to level the ground and install a luxury, thickly tufted roll-out lawn.
It was her haven. A vibrant emerald carpet, velvety and perfectly evena place to lounge with a novel, sip her morning tea, or practise yoga at sunrise. Shed fought off any suggestion of badminton in school shoes, to avoid trampling her precious turf. To Emily, that small patch of perfection represented everything that a country retreat should berest, ease, beauty. Not slog and spade work, as her parents had always believed.
Hopefully Mums remembered to water it while weve been gone, Emily mused. Its been sweltering, nearly thirty all week.
Dont fret, Henry waved a hand. Mums nothing if not conscientious. We gave her the keys with strict instructions, and she swore shed come by every other day. She knows how you dote on that grass.
Olive JohnsonEmilys mother-in-lawbelonged to a different era. Spry, outspoken, almost compulsive about not letting the land go to waste. To her mind, every inch of soil ought to be pulling its weight: potatoes, carrots, at the very least some parsley. For the first couple of years, Emily had fought stubborn battles to preserve her sanctuary. Olive would grumble about lazy indulgences for city types, but seemed to have accepted thingsrestraining herself to pottering in her own little greenhouse in one corner.
The car crunched onto gravel at last. Emily got out first to unlock the gate. The air was spicy with the scent of sun-warmed pine and wild roses. She drew a deep breath, already imagining the relief of shedding her city shoes and padding barefoot across the cool green grass.
She flung the gate wide, stepped forwardand froze. Her laptop bag slipped from her hand and thudded softly onto dust.
Em, dont dawdle! Go on, let us through, Henry called cheerily, but seeing his wife rooted to the spot, he switched off the engine and got out. Emily?
He followed her line of sight and his expression, too, went blank.
The lawn was gone.
Where her perfect sea of green had once rolled from porch to summerhouse, now stretched a patchwork of rough, freshly dug earth. Jagged furrows and lumpy clay marred the whole space. And in those muddy trenches, spindly shoots bristledlike green mockery.
And there, amidst the devastation in her battered robe and sunhat, stood Olive, leaning on a spade and glowing with pride, mopping her brow as if shed just won gold at the Chelsea Flower Show.
Oh, youre here! she beamed, waving cheerfully. Nearly finished your surprise; just in time, too!
Emily could feel blood drain from her face. Her ears rang. Moving like someone in a dream, she advanced to the edge of the former lawn. Scattered at her feet were torn remnants of turf: the precious mesh-rooted grass, hacked apart by spade.
Whatwhat is this? Her voice was quiet but glacial. Henry, feeling its chill, shivered despite the heat.
What do you mean? New vegetable beds! Olive jabbed her spade into the ground, arms wide in triumph. Just look at all this wasted space! I worked it outthis gets the best sun, morning til night. That patch with onions, this one for early carrots, and over there by the gazebomarrows! Just imagine: homegrown marrows! Pickles all winter!
Mum Henry groaned, stepping beside Emily. What have you done? That was our lawn. Professionally laid turf. We paid nearly two thousand pounds for it, not to mention the upkeep and mowing
Oh, dont be so daft, Olive scoffed. Two thousand for grass? They saw you both comingproper city mugs! You can get grass anywhere for nothing. Land like this should feed people! Havent you seen the price of carrots these days? Ive worked my fingers raw for you, you know. While you lot were off on your jollies, I was tending your garden!
Emily was silent. The ache in her chest was cold and rawthe devastation of all her effort, the disregard for her boundaries. It wasnt just interference. It was a violation.
Olive, Emily met her eye levelly. We asked you only to water the flowers. Not to dig. Not to plant anything. This is our home, our plot.
So what? Olive squared her shoulders, good humour gone, voice sharp. Im your mother! I know whats best for you. Youre young, green as grass yourselves. When theres a food crisis come the winter, youll thank me for every jar of chutney. And thisthis lawnits embarrassing! The neighbours have proper gardens, and we look like were hosting croquet for the Queen. Sandra next door said so herself. Whats wrong with your daughter-in-law? Cant she manage so much as a patch of mint? she says.
I dont give a fig for Sandra, Emily spat out each word. And I dont want your marrows. Henry, get the bags, please.
Emily, wait, Henry tried to take her hand, but she stepped away. Mum, reallyyouve gone too far this time. We agreed, greenhouse for you, the rest for us. Why did you have to ruin it all?
Ruin it? Ruin it! Olive screeched, red with indignation. You ungrateful lot! I broke my back for you! Risked my blood pressure, slaving away when I should be resting. And this is all the thanks I get? Ruin?
She clutched theatrically at her heart and slumped onto the garden bench.
Emily marched into the house without a glance. Inside was cool, the scent of old timber calming her senses. She poured herself a glass of water and drank it in one swallow. Her hands trembled. She wanted to scream, break somethingbut knew a meltdown would be a gift to Olive, who adored being the martyr in a family drama.
Five minutes later, Henry shuffled in, sheepish and lost.
Em, she meant well, you know, he said quietly. Old school values: bare earth is almost a sin to them.
Its not about upbringing, Henry, Emily turned to him, fiercely calm. Its about respect. She acts like she owns usand our things. She couldnt care less about what matters to us. She just wants to have her way and show us whos boss.
Ill speak to her. Try again
Enough talk. Emily shut him down. Weve been talking for three years. She smiles, nods, ignores us the moment our backs are turned. Do you realise how hard it will be to put this right? The soils ruined, the levels all off, the turfs destroyed. Well have to hire more men, get new earth, more rolls of grass. Its expensive, messy, endless.
Henry slumped into a chair, defeated. What do you want to dothrow her out?
No. I want her to put things back as they were.
Come off it, Emily. Henry looked at her, incredulous. Shes sixty-five. Hows she going to re-lay turf?
Not by herself, perhaps. But she can clear away the mess, dig up her onions and marrows, level the ground as best she can. And she can pay for the new lawn.
She hasnt got the moneyits all her pension
She has savings, Henry. Remember all those times she bragged about her little nest egg and helping the grandkids? I think we qualify for some helpthis time, in fixing her brand of helpfulness.
Emily, thats harsh.
Whats harsh is coming home to find your sanctuary destroyed. Whats harsh is being trampled on. Im going out there to tell her. If she refusesshes not setting foot here again. Ill change the locks tonight.
Emily stepped onto the porch. Olive had already stopped clutching her chest. Now she was holding court over the fence with Sandra from next door, gesturing energetically towards the house. Spotting her daughter-in-law, she switched instantly to a look of aggrieved suffering.
Olive, Emily called out, calm but cool. We need a word.
What now? Olive grumbled. Fetch me some watermy throats parched from all this heartbreak.
Water can wait. Listen carefully: you have until Sunday evening.
Until what?
To clear out everything youve planted here. Dig up every onion, carrot, marrow seed. Pile the soil together, level the ground.
Olive stared at her as though shed spoken in tongues. You mad, girl? I put all that work in, and you want me to wreck it? Thats wickednessthats cruelty. I wont do it! Youre not in charge; its my sons cottage!
This house and garden are jointly owned, Emily said, her voice measured. On paper, I have as much right as Henry. And I never consented to your agricultural pursuits. If you havent restored the flat plot by Sunday, Ill hire a crew with a digger to strip it, and youll foot the bill. And thenno more visits. Henry gets your key now.
Henry! Olive wailed, turning desperately to the doorway. Do you hear how she talks to your own mother? Shell be the death of me! Say something!
Henry emerged, pale, but catching Emilys eyehe realised there was now no room for doubt. If he didnt stand with her, their marriage was at risk.
Mum, Emilys right, he whispered. You shouldnt have done it. This is our home. We wanted a lawn. Youve ruined everything.
You too? Olive threw up her hands. Youre henpecked! Under her thumb! I did it all for
Mum, enough, Henry snapped. No more pretending it was for us. You did it for you. Now you fix it. Either clear your beds, or this gets serious.
Olive fell silent, breathing heavily. She had not expected her son to back Emily. For years, hed always been gentle, pliable. Not now.
Fine! Keep your precious lawn! she spat. You wont see me here again! Sort it yourselves! Ill leave right away!
She scooped up her handbag and stormed off towards the gate.
Your keys, Olive, Emily called after her.
Olive hesitated, rummaged in her housecoat, produced the keys, and flung them into the dust.
There! Choke on them! May your lawn grow nothing but thistles!
She slammed the gate. A minute later, the sound of a taxis engine started up. Either shed booked it in anticipation of trouble, or she was heading for the village bus.
Emily picked up the keys, brushed off the dirt, and glanced at Henry.
Shell be back, Emily said firmly. Shes left her seedlings and her raincoat. And she doesnt give up that easily.
Henry walked to the battered earth and toed a clump of mud.
So, what nowdo we clear it ourselves?
No, Emily shook her head. Shell drag this out. The next stop is Sandras, for neighbourly sympathy and a nice moan.
Indeed, Olives dramatic voice soon floated over the fence, describing for Sandra in lurid detail how her heartless daughter-in-law had ejected a poor, sickly pensioner and forced her to tear up innocent vegetables.
Emily pulled out her mobile.
Who are you calling? Henry asked.
The landscape firm. I want a quote for a full clean-up, rubbish away, new turf laid.
The evening passed in bleak silence. Emily and Henry sat on the veranda with tea, staring at the ruined patch where her paradise had lain. It tasted of dust and defeat.
Saturday morning, the gate creaked. Emily, cooking breakfast, glanced out the window. Olive had returned, looking more wounded than defiant. She shuffled past, avoiding their gaze, and made for her greenhouse.
Emily stepped out front.
Morning, Olive. Here for your things?
Olive started, then looked away.
I was just thinking she began, voice brittle. Itd be a crime to lose all those onions. Theyre Dutch seed, cost a pretty penny.
Indeed, Emily replied. Just as the lawn did. Ive had a quote for new turflabour, soil, everything. Its going to be about eight hundred pounds.
Olives eyes widened.
Eight hundred? You must be joking! No one pays that for grass!
Thats the market rate. I can show you the invoice. Since you caused the damage, the cost falls to you. Unless, that is, youre willing to return the land to its former stateflat and ready for seeding. Then well just need to buy cheap grass seed instead of rolls.
I havent got that kind of money! Olive shrieked.
Then fetch yourself a rake and spade and get to work. Youve enough strength to dig; youve enough to put it back. Henry will help carry the rubbish, but youll do the main bit. This isnt just about dirt, Olive. Its a matter of principle: dont take over someone elses home and impose your rules.
At that moment Henry appeared.
Mum, Emilys right. Were not footing the bill for your project. Lookheres some bags for your onions, take them, plant them on your balcony, try allotment gardening if you want. But herethis space has to be level again.
Olive searched his face and then Emilys. She was desperate to find any weakness: compassion, filial duty, pity for age. But they were unmoved. Emily was calm, Henry troubled but firm.
She sniffed, the sound a quiet admission of defeat.
All right, she muttered. Where are the blasted sacks. Youre merciless, both of you.
The next two days were surreal. Olive, groaning and theatrically clutching her lower back, unplanted her own onions and carrots, fiercely muttering curses. Emily kept her distance, stretched out in the deckchair on the only surviving speck of grass, eyes on her book but attention on the process.
Henry helped shift barrows of earth, handed his mother bottles of water, offered breaks, but never did the work all for herEmily insisted on it.
If you do it for her, shell never learn, Emily told him that night. Shell always believe she can ignore boundaries and youll bail her out. She has to bear the consequences.
By Sunday evening, the garden resembled a no-mans-land: churned, bare, forlornbut more or less flat again.
Olive perched on the porch step, filthy, exhausted, her pride utterly gone.
Thats it, she rasped. Happy now?
Emily came over for inspection. It wasnt perfect, but close enough. Now, with a bit of sand and seed, theyd have grass again before long.
Thank you, Olive, Emily said, sincerely. I do appreciate it.
Olives eyes, ringed with fatigue, finally met hers.
Youre cruel, Emily. Hard. I thought Henry would be happy with you, but youve got him henpecked.
Im not cruel, Olive. I just need my wishes to count sometimes. If youd asked for a bed behind the shed, where no one walks, Id have said yes. But you set out to destroy what I hold dear. Thats the difference.
Olive said nothing, but stood up and dusted off her robe.
Will Henry take my onion boxes home, then?
Of course, Emily nodded.
And er my key?
Emily and Henry exchanged glances.
No, Mum, Henry said firmly. Well keep the keys for now. Well visit for watering ourselves. Youre welcome as a guestif you let us know first.
Olive pursed her lips but said nothing further. She knew shed crossed a line, and the trust once broken would not be easily regained.
Within a month, the lawn was reborn. Emily and Henry sowed fresh grass seed, and tender shoots soon covered the dark wounds with green again.
Olive didnt visit until August, for Henrys birthday. She was subdued, almost meek. She brought pies (using her rescued onions) and, for the first time, admired the new lawn.
Well, its neat, she said, eyeing the emerald rectangle. Less muck brought indoors, I suppose.
Emily smiled and poured the tea.
Much better, Olive. Vegetables belong at the marketor in your greenhouse. Here we come to rest.
The battle for the plot was over. The scars in the earth remained, but so too did new boundaries, drawn not just with spades and seed but with simple resolve and honesty. And somehow, real understanding had started to growrooted, finally, in respect.
