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— Васько! Шибенику ти, лісовий дияволе! Ану швиденько йди сюди!!!

Баба Ганя звично змітала з підлоги розбиту чашку і продовжувала вичитувати Ваську, знавши, що він до ранку завтра на очі їй не з’явиться. Раніше, коли Василь був ще молодий і дурний, він прибігав на бабині викрики. Але, отримавши декілька разів ганчіркою і віником по задку, став мудрішим. Зараз він по інтонації і силі децибелів безпомилково розпізнавав ступінь небезпеки. Коли можна з’явитися ввечері, а коли краще за день-два.

Цього разу в погоні за мишею він випадково збив зі столу забуту чашку. Минулого разу розсипав пакет з крупою, а до цього ще багато дрібних клопотів натворив. І все через шкідливих мишей. Але баба Ганя чомусь продовжувала дорікати Васьці, хоча, за великим рахунком, він був ні до чого. Він просто виконував свою роботу і старанно звітував, приносячи бабусі на подушку задушених мишей, кротів і щурів.

Зранку, прокинувшись і побачивши черговий “звіт”, баба Ганя тихенько перехрестилася і почала стару пісню:

— Васько! Шибенику! Навіщо ти мені це знову в ліжко несеш? Вижену ж тебе, чортяка!

А побачивши розбиту чашку, завелась іще більше. Але, правду кажучи, на людях господиня хвалила свого кота. Мовляв, і мишолов чудовий, і чистун, і ніжний. Василь старався не підвести і захищав невеликий бабусин урожай з великою старанністю. Інакше миші в погребі знищили б весь картоплю і моркву. Так і крупою не погордили б.

А розбитий посуд та інші негаразди Василь філософськи списував на супутні неминучі втрати.

Того вечора баба Ганя налила в блюдечко молока і довго кликала кота, але він де-небудь зник і відмовлявся виходити:

— Кис-кис-кис, Васю, шибенику. Куди ж ти зник? Молоко ж скисне. Ну й нехай…

Бабця вирішила на вечерю підсмажити собі картоплі. Відкрила кришку погреба і, стогнучи, почала спускатися вниз по сходинках. Схилившись у три загиби і примружуючись, вона дісталася до відділу з картоплею. Коли очі звикли до напівтемряви, баба Ганя побачила Ваську.

Він тяжко дихав. Права передня лапа набрякла, ставши вдвічі товщою за ліву. А поруч на картопляних клубнях лежала здоровенна мертва гадюка.

«Господи! — вигукнула баба Ганя, уявляючи, як в неї впиваються отруйні зуби. Лише від цього одразу підскочив тиск, а серце почало битись хаотично. — Васенька, рятівниче мій. Ти що, вмирати задумав? Я зараз, зараз. Потерпи. Ах ти, шибенику, як же так стається. Як же я без тебе?».

Схопивши кота, баба Ганя вибралася з погреба, схопила сумку з гаманцем і прямо в капцях побігла до сусіди.

— Пашко! Пашко! Рятуй! Терміново відвези мене в райцентр.

— Що сталося, бабцю Ганю? Що за поспіх, у такий час?

— До ветеринарки мені треба. Ваську гадюка вкусила. Відвези, благаю. Я з тобою потім розрахуюсь і за бензин, і за клопоти.

— Зараз, бабцю Ганю. Жені скажу й їдемо.

Біля ветеринарної клініки баба Ганя вийшла з машини. Постійно охкаючи і причитаючи, дістала кота, який тяжко дихав і був як ганчірка, й швиденько зайшла у приймальню.

— Дочко, — звернулась вона до чергової. — Допоможи, будь ласка. Врятуйте Васеньку, бо в мене більше нікого нема.

Короткого погляду на нещасного кота вистачило, щоб одразу поставити діагноз.

— Змія? Коли був укус?

— Сьогодні. А точно сказати не можу. Знайшла його в погребі та й одразу до вас.

— Терміново під крапельницю.

Ваську віднесли.

Приблизно через двадцять хвилин лікар вийшла у приймальну і звернулася до баби Гані:

— Давайте оформимо документи. Ви, значить, господиня? Як вас звуть?

— Ганна Степанівна. Смірнова.

— Так, як звуть кота? Скільки йому років?

— Вася, мабуть шість. Врятуйте його, будь ласка. З Васенькою і поговорити можна, і фільм подивитись, а взимку з ним тепліше. Хіба ж де ще я такого мишолова знайду? І від змії ж мене врятував.

Баба Ганя заплакала.

— Спокійно. Ми зробимо все можливе. Його доведеться лишити у нас на ніч у стаціонарі. Завтра приїжджайте, будемо знати: що і як.

— Донечко, скажіть, а дорого це?

— Не хвилюйтеся. Заплатите тільки за ліки. Я впевнена, все буде добре. Ваш кіт — богатир! Видужає.

— А вас-то як звати?

— Віра Анатоліївна.

— Дай вам Бог здоров’я, Вірочко.

В машині баба Ганя запитала Пашу:

— Пашо, ти мене завтра зранку сюди довезеш?

— Бабцю Ганю, я завтра на роботу о сьомій виїжджаю…

— Ось і я з тобою.

— Але ж клініка з дев’ятої.

— Нічого, я почекаю.

— Ну добре. Завтра під’їду.

Наступного дня Віра Анатоліївна, йдучи на роботу, побачила на лавочці біля клініки вчорашню клієнтку. Старенька бабуся з надією піднялася їй назустріч:

— Як там мій шибеник?

— Зараз подивимося.

Через півгодини баба Ганя, притискаючи до грудей кота, йшла до автобусної зупинки, гладила голову Ваську і говорила:

— Ось, Васю, Вірочка сказала, що за три дні будеш як новенький. Я тобі сметани куплю. І не магазинної, а домашньої, і ковбаси. Заслужив. Ти тільки живи довше, шибенику ти такий!

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