З життя
Відкрито магазин, де жінки можуть обрати та придбати чоловіка на свій смак.
У Києві відкрився магазин чоловіків, де жінки можуть обрати й придбати собі чоловіка на смак.
На вході є інструкція, як діє магазин:
1) Відвідати магазин можна лише один раз;
2) Тут шість поверхів, і характеристики чоловіків з кожним поверхом покращуються;
3) Можна вибрати будь-якого чоловіка або піднятися на поверх вище;
4) Повернення на нижчий поверх заборонене.
Одна жінка вирішила відвідати цей магазин у пошуках супутника життя.
На першому поверсі її зустрічає табличка: “Ці чоловіки мають роботу”. Вона вирішує піти вище.
На другому поверху табличка повідомляє: “Ці чоловіки мають роботу і люблять дітей”. Жінка вирішує піднятися ще вище.
На третьому поверсі: “Ці чоловіки мають роботу, люблять дітей і неймовірно вродливі”. – Вау! – говорить жінка, але… вирішує йти далі.
На четвертому поверсі повідомлення таке: “Ці чоловіки мають роботу, люблять дітей, гарні, як боги, і допомагають по господарству”. – Неймовірно! – вигукує жінка. – Ледве можу стриматися. Але вирішує піднятися ще вище.
На п’ятому поверсі табличка: “Ці чоловіки мають роботу, люблять дітей, гарні, як боги, допомагають по господарству і надзвичайно романтичні та чуттєві”. Жінка вже хотіла б зупинитися тут і обрати когось, але все ж вирішує піднятися на шостий поверх.
Там її зустрічає електронний напис: “Ви є відвідувачкою номер 31456112 цього поверху, тут чоловіків немає, цей поверх існує лише для того, щоб показати, що жінку неможливо задовольнити абсолютно. Дякуємо, що обрали наш магазин”.
Навпроти відкрився магазин дружин.
На першому поверсі табличка: “Жінки, які отримують задоволення від спілкування”.
На другому поверсі табличка: “Жінки, які отримують задоволення від спілкування та не “дістають” психологічно”. Поверхи з третього по шостий не були відвідані жодного разу…🤣
Winter had blanketed Andrew’s garden with soft snow, but his loyal dog Duke, a massive German Shepherd, was acting strangely. Instead of curling up in the large kennel Andrew had lovingly built for him last summer, Duke stubbornly insisted on sleeping outside, right in the snow. Watching from his window, Andrew felt a pang of worry—Duke had never behaved like this before. Each morning, as he stepped outside, Andrew noticed Duke watching him tensely. Whenever he approached the kennel, Duke positioned himself between Andrew and the entrance, growling softly and looking at him pleadingly, as if to say: “Please, don’t go in there.” This odd behaviour was so out of character for their years of friendship, it made Andrew uneasy—what was his best friend hiding? Determined to get to the bottom of it, Andrew came up with a plan—he lured Duke into the kitchen with a tempting piece of steak. While the dog, locked inside, barked desperately at the window, Andrew crept towards the kennel and crouched down to peer inside. His heart skipped a beat as his eyes adjusted to the darkness and he saw something that froze him on the spot… …There, curled up in a blanket, was a tiny kitten—dirty, freezing, and barely breathing. Its eyes barely opened, and its frail body shivered with cold. Duke had found it somewhere, and instead of chasing it away or leaving it to its fate, he had sheltered it. He had slept outside to avoid scaring it and guarded the entrance as if there was treasure inside. Andrew held his breath. He reached out, gently lifted the tiny creature and pressed it to his chest. In that moment, Duke raced over and nestled beside his shoulder—not growling, but gently, eager to help. “You’re a good dog, Duke…” Andrew whispered, clutching the kitten. “Better than most people.” From that day on, there were no longer just two friends living in the garden, but three. And the lovingly built kennel found its purpose again—as a little home for souls in need of saving.
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