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Звуки дзвінка о 7 ранку: несподівані гості перевертають мій світ
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Вчора о сьомій ранку в мене подзвонили у двері — свекруха з племінником знову вриваються в моє життя.
У невеликому містечку під Черкасами, де ранкова роса надає вулицям свіжості, моє життя в 34 роки перетворилося на нескінченну боротьбу за особистий простір. Мене звуть Олена, я заміжня за Миколою, і у нас трирічна донька Софійка. Вчора вранці моя свекруха, Наталія Петрівна, з’явилася з племінником і оголосила, що посидить у нас годинку. Її звичка вриватися без попередження доводить мене до відчаю, і я не знаю, як їй поставити межі, не зруйнувавши родину.
Родина, в якій я хотіла спокою
Микола — моя опора. Ми одружилися шість років тому, і я готувалася жити з його родиною. Наталія Петрівна спершу здавалася турботливою: приносила нам домашні вареники, сиділа з Софійкою, коли я виходила на роботу. Але її турбота швидко перетворилася на контроль. Вона живе у сусідньому під’їзді, і це стало моїм прокляттям. Вона приходить, коли захоче — без дзвінка, без стуку, і вважає нашу хату своєю.
Ми живемо у невеликій двокімнатній квартирі, яку купили в іпотеку. Я працюю вчителькою початкових класів, Микола — механік, і наше життя — це баланс між роботою, дитиною і побутовими клопотами. Але Наталія Петрівна не поважає наш ритм. Вона може зайти будь-коли — зранку, в обід, пізно ввечері — і кожен її візит руйнує наш спокій. Її племінник, 10-річний Олежка, син її сестри, часто з нею, і його присутність лише додає хаосу.
Ранок, який усе змінив
Вчора о сьомій в двері подзвонили. Я була сонна, Софійка ще спала, Микола збирався на роботу. Якби знала, хто там — не відчинила б, але на свою бду розчинила двері. На порозі стояла Наталія Петрівна з Олежкою. «Лено, посиджу у вас годину, у мене зустріч о дев’ятій, а Олежка сам не залишиться», — заявила вона, навіть не спитавши. Не встигла я відповісти, як вона пройшла у вітальню, а Олежка почав бігати по квартирі з галасом.
Я оніміла. О сьомій ранку мій дім — не дитячий садок! Я намагалася натякнути, що нам незручно: «Наталіє Петрівно, у нас свої плани, Софійка спить». Вона махнула рукою: «Та годі, Лено, я ж ненадовго». Година розтяглася до обіду. Олежка врубив телевізор на повну, розбудив Софійку, розкидав її іграшки. Наталія Петрівна пила чай і розповідала про свої справи, наче не бачила, що я вже на межі. Коли вони пішли, я знайшла плями від соку на дивані та купу брудної посуду.
Безсилля та гнів
Це не вперше. Наталія Петрівна приводить Олежку, коли їй зручно, залишає його у нас, навіть якщо ми зайняті. Вона дзвонить о шостій ранку, щоб «просто побалакати», або приходить пізно ввечері, бо «побачила світло у вікні». Її племінник — невгамовний: ламає речі, грубить, а свекруха лише сміється: «Хлопчик же, нехай бігає». Моя Софійка його боїться, а я не можу захистити її у власному домі.
Я говорила з Миколою. «Твоя мати приходить, коли хоче, я так не можу», — сказала я після вчорашнього. Він знизав плечима: «Мама допомагає, не будь такою суворою». Допомагає? Її візити — це не допомога, а вторгнення! Я почуваюся гостею у власній квартирі, де свекруха господаніє, а її племінник все руйнує. Микола любить матір, і я не хочу його засмучувати, але моє терпіння закінчилося.
Що робити?
Я не знаю, як це зупинити. Поговорити з Наталією Петрівною відверто? Боюся, що вона образитьсяЯ знаю, що прийшов час сказати їй правду, бо якщо не зараз, то вже ніколи.
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At that age, it was best not to quarrel with the Almighty: If He didn’t exist, believers lost nothing. If He did, non-believers lost everything. At the end of her morning devotions, Tamara added a few words of her own. Ritual, done. Soul at peace. She could start her new day. In Tamara Barrington’s life there were two main troubles. Not, as you might think, the usual English gripes of weather and taxes—those were old hat! Her nightmares were her neighbour, Lynda, and her own grandchildren. The grandchildren were predictable: today’s kids, not an ounce of effort in them. But they had parents to deal with them—let them take that on! Lynda, however, was a classic nerve-shredder of a neighbour! Only in the movies do the spats between national treasures like Dame Judi Dench and Maggie Smith seem sweet and charming. In real life, it’s nowhere near so cute—especially when the nitpicking is personal and persistent. To make matters more colourful, Mrs. Tamara had a chum with the nickname “Pete the Moped.” In full, it was Peter Ephraim Cosgrove—the surname a solid English sort! The origin of his nickname was obvious: In his youth, Pete Cosgrove—such a ring to it, eh?—loved zipping around on his scooter. Or as his mates called it, his “mopette.” In time, the battered moped gathered dust in the shed, but the nickname stuck like only village monikers can. In their younger days, they were family friends: Pete and his wife Nina with Tamara and her late husband. Now both of their spouses were resting peacefully in the village cemetery. So Tamara and Pete, whose friendship went back to school days, carried on together by habit—he was a true, loyal friend. Back in school, their trio—her, Pete, and Lynda—had pulled off friendship splendidly. Real, pure camaraderie—no teenage flirting involved. They always moved as a trio: Their strapping gentleman between two smartly dressed ladies, each on his arm. Like one of those double-handled English tea cups—built not to be dropped! As the years went by, the friendships changed. First came a chill from Lynda, then outright spite. It was as if Lynda had been swapped for someone else—a different script altogether! This switch came after her husband passed away; before that, things had been tolerable. It’s no surprise: time sharpens certain traits. The thrifty turn stingy. Chatty types grow unbearable. And envy—well, it will tear you to pieces. And there was plenty to envy! First, despite her years, Tamara stayed trim and neat, while Lynda had become rather dumpy—a common by-product of time. Tamara always cut a better figure. Second, their old friend Pete now lavished more attention on lively Tamara. They whispered and laughed over private jokes, their silvery heads nearly touching. With Lynda, conversation was limited to short, dry remarks. And Pete visited Tamara far more often, while Lynda had to beg for his company. Perhaps Lynda wasn’t as clever as infuriating Tamara, nor as quick with a joke—Pete had always loved a good laugh. Ah, there’s a fine old English word—”yakking”—which would fit what Lynda did these days: picking fights over every little thing. First, she complained Tamara’s loo was in the wrong spot and stank! “Your privy stinks up the whole place!” grumbled Lynda. “Rubbish! It’s been there for ages—you only just noticed?” Tamara riposted. “Oh yes! And your eye implants were on the NHS! Nothing good comes free, you know!” “Keep your nose out of my cataracts!” shot back Lynda. “Watch who you’re giving the side-eye!” And so it went, again and again. Pete even suggested filling in the old outside toilet and setting one up inside. Tamara’s children pooled money to sort out an indoor loo for their mum. Pete himself helped fill in the old pit—problem solved. Lynda, find something new to complain about! She did: Now she accused Tamara’s grandkids of stealing pears from her tree, whose branches hung well into Tamara’s plot. “They thought it was ours,” Tamara tried to explain, doubting the kids took any—she hadn’t seen any missing. “Besides, your chickens are always scratching round in my veg patch!” “A chicken is a simple creature! Either a broiler or a layer!” Lynda retorted. “And you ought to be raising your grandkids right, not giggling with old men all day!” On it went: the pears, the tree branches, the chickens, and always some new row to pick. In the end, Pete suggested cutting back the offending branches—after all, they were on Tamara’s side of the fence. Under his watchful eye, Lynda kept silent for once. Once that was sorted, Tamara took exception to Lynda’s new breed of chickens, which now truly did dig up her beds. She politely asked Lynda to keep them fenced in. Lynda only smirked: “Sweep away for all I care—see what you can do!” Tamara would never dream of catching a chicken and roasting it to prove a point—she was too soft-hearted for a risky experiment. Instead, clever Pete suggested an idea from the internet: quietly scatter eggs in the beds at night, and collect them next morning. It worked! Lynda, seeing Tamara returning with a full bowl of eggs, was flabbergasted—and her chickens never trespassed again. Couldn’t they just make peace now? Not likely! Now it was the smoke and smell from Tamara’s summer kitchen that bothered Lynda. “Yesterday I didn’t mind it, but today I do! And maybe I’m vegetarian! Haven’t you heard Parliament passed a law about barbecue smoke?” “Where do you even see a barbecue, Lynda?” Tamara tried reasoning. “You might want to wipe your glasses once in a while!” Always patient, Tamara finally lost her cool. 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