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I gave my mother-in-law a gift so shocking, it’ll make her feel faint the moment she sees it—and every time she looks at it afterwards, she’ll be absolutely shaken!
Ive chosen just the right present for my mother-in-lawone thatll leave her rattled every time she sees it! She wont be able to bin it, and shell have no choice but to keep it on proud display. Just desserts, really. Thats what she deservesrotten old Evelyn Harper! In fifteen years of marriage to Edward, shes never once said a kind word to me. Shes like a statueothers at least mutter something through gritted teeth, but Evelyn just gives me those beady, cold stares. I do my best to avoid her, only popping in for a five-minute appearance each year, if thatHannah recounted to her friend Sophie.
Listening with eager agreement, Sophie found herself boiling inside as wellher own mother-in-law, Margaret, had never been a favourite of hers either.
The three of them were having their usual Saturday afternoon catch-upan English tradition theyd kept since their school days, meeting together every other week.
Hannah was a hairdresser, always refreshing everyones look with a flourish. Today, though, she didnt have long; clients were waiting. Sophie, a chef by trade, had brought along her famous tower of sausage rolls and scones, which Hannahs son Charlie always devoured.
The third friend, Amelia, worked as a nurse and had recently transferred to a new clinic. The girls wanted to hear all about it, but the conversation had become stuck on mothers-in-law.
I cant stand her! Shes just nothing to me. Life would be so much easier if she werent around, Hannah started up again.
At that, Amelia, whod been quiet until now, cut her off. Would it really make anything better, Han? she asked, eyebrow raised.
I I suppose it might Hannah trailed off, remembering how shed wrapped Evelyns present that morning, grinning to herself about how shed spoil the womans birthday.
Shed handed it over with glee, and Evelyn, like an excited child, had torn the paper awayHannah had told her to open it only after shed gone. Shed spoil the day regardless!
Listen, girls, youve all asked about my new job, Amelia began.
The friends perked up.
A private clinic? guessed Hannah.
Youll be rolling in it now! Sophie chuckled.
No, Ive started at a hospice, Amelia replied simply.
Silence.
What Why? Sophie managed to stammer. Isnt it hard? The money
Oh, there you go! Always: the money, the money, snapped Amelia. Sorry, Hannah, but I have to say it. Honestly, youre being a right fool.
Who? Evelyn? My mother-in-law?
No, you! What youve said and done is cruel. I dont know Evelyn Harper that well, you say shes never been kindmaybe not with words. But when you and Edward needed a bigger place, who sold her city flat and moved out to a little bungalow in the suburbs? Your mother-in-law, thats whoand all without complaint. When Charlie was ill, who found and paid for the best specialist, nearly saving his life? The doctor turned out to be her childhood friends son. And when you had your infamous reunion night and woke up at your old classmates housenothing happened, but Edward wouldnt have forgiven you if he found out. Who saved you then? Evelynshe covered for you, said youd stayed at hers.
Think about it. Youve always complained, rolling your eyes at her. Yet how often have you eaten her jams and chutneys, her Victoria sponge, her homegrown cucumbers? You wouldnt know a tomato seedling from a dahliaand she keeps your fridge full year-round!
Some people arent talkers, Hannah. They show love with their actions. Other people are charming but empty. Dont be blind to what actually matters, Amelia burst out.
Right. Thanks for nothing, Hannah snapped, standing up in a huff. But inside, something squirmed. Until now, her spite had made her feel powerful. Suddenly, Amelias words made her triumph over Evelyn seem bitter.
Sophie, whod been wordlessly eating her eighth mini pork pieshe always binged under stressnow kept her silence, not backing Hannah as she usually would.
If shed any sense, Hannah thought, she should storm out, slam the door, and water the drama with shouts. But something held her in place.
None of you remember, but I dont have a mum, Amelia said softly. Its been fifteen yearssame as you, Hannah. You complain about your mother-in-law, but youve got your mum and Evelyn. Me? I fill my mums mobile top-up every month so I can call and listen to her voicemail, just to hear her voice and pretend I can talk to her. I clutch her old dressing gown at night to feel close.
Forgive me, but with both your mothers alive, why do you act like youre above her? Always knocking her for living in the sticks. And lets be honestHannah, you fix our hair, you pamper us. When did you last give Evelyn a trim or tint?
Hannahs gut wrenched, and she whispered without meaning to, Never.
Youre joking! Hannah, thats awful, Sophie was shocked. Take me, my Margaret is all right reallynever mind what Ive said. I always treat her kindly: Sunday roasts, homemade Battenberg, a simnel cake at Easter. She lights up when I arrive, hands fluttering, joy written all over her. Her hands are so tiny and softlike a cherubs! Sophies face brightened at the memory.
The self-doubt inside Hannah fell silent. Her mind flashed through the morning. Sophied spoken of pudgy, sweet handsbut Evelyns were large and worn, veined from years of work. Hannah always thought them ugly, called them claws behind her back.
But what did she know of Evelyn at all? Her life, her struggles? Precious little.
Yet whenever crisis hit, Evelyn was always there. Edward had once mentioned hed had two sisters growing upboth died young, along with his father. It was only him and his mum now; for her, he was everything.
And, come to think of it, Hannah loved Edward as deeply now as she had all those years agohe was clever, dependable and kind.
All thanks to the woman who raised him! He could have been anythinga brute, a cad, a cheat. But hes yours because of his upbringing! And you? Never a kind word for her; mocking, sneeringwhile you treat everyone else like royalty! Shameless! cried the voice in Hannahs mind.
She nearly jumped at the force of it.
You all right, Han? Amelia leaned over with concern.
Hannah shook her head, close to tears. The weight was immense, as if a dam was about to burst.
She changed the subject hurriedly. So hows it going at work, Amelia?
Their eyes, girls. Ill never forget the looksso full of pain but somehow gentle, kind, hopeful. I hear so much about what matters when time is running out. Like the young businessman who barely had time for his mum, showering her with presents, but never fulfilling her simple wish: to see her childhood village again. She passed and he wept, begging her to come back so he could make it right.
Or the ex-officer, sharp in his suit jacket, whod bring hair clips for his terminally ill daughter. Shed lost her hair, but she treasured every new clip, beaming with hope at his promise to braid it all again when it grew back. When she died, he gave the box away but whispered, Her mum will braid her hair in heaven now. So much love and regret, all at once. It makes me wonderwhy waste time on feuds and bitterness, when love is all that really matters? Amelia sighed.
Sophie, waving a copy of the Telegraph to cool herself, eyed her empty plateshed make some more snacks at home and call her in-laws over for a family night, film and all. Right, off I go! Got a spontaneous family gathering to prepare. Mum and Dad Harper are coming for a sleepover, too! she trilled, heading out the door.
Hannah gathered her things with shaking hands, dropping her handbag and scattering its contents. Amelia helped her pick up, neither speaking.
Hannah had planned to spend the evening busy with clientsbut now, as she made her way home, her thoughts jumped to that bungalow on the edge of town, where, right that moment, a woman she believed disliked her was gazing at her so-called spiteful present.
How would she feel if she got something like that herself? Utterly crushed. Her mood, her birthday, would be ruined.
One by one she called her appointments, apologising and promising them discounts; she was headed to Evelyns.
Edwards phone went straight to voicemail.
Her palms sweated. What would Edward say? It was his mum, after all
Dusk had settled. The windows of the little bungalow glowed warmly. Suddenly, the chintz curtains and windowsill crowded with geraniumsthings Hannah had always mockedlooked comforting and inviting.
I must apologise. What should I say? Maybe I shouldve brought something else. Too late now, but Ill promise to get her something better. Ive made a mess of everything, she thought, walking from the garden gate to the house.
The door was open. Inside, the kitchen table was laden with a steaming cottage pie, a salad with her husbands favourite dressing, and fluffy Yorkshire puddings. Hannah lingered in the doorway, eyes falling first on the spread. Edward chatted with Charlie, who was tucking into a plate of his grandmothers famous toad-in-the-hole. Evelyn, in her neat blue dress and with her signature plait, stood near the wall, chatting with two of her neighboursold friends, by the look of things.
Just look at this, isnt it lovely? Evelyn beamed, displaying Hannahs gift.
She went on, My Hannah, Edwards wife, is like a princess. Fair, delicatea real beauty. I cant help but smile when I look at herGod must have been pleased to create such a lovely soul! Now Ill always have her with mea professional artist painted this portrait of her. I cried with joy when I unwrapped it! Nothing could make me happier!
Hannah felt her face and ears burn scarlet with shame, just as when shed shattered her granny’s vase and blamed her little brother.
The famous present for Evelyns birthday was, after all, a portraitof Hannah herself. Hannah thought the gift would rankle and irritate Evelyn, making her suffer under the gaze of a daughter-in-law she supposedly despised. It turned out, instead, to be a precious treasure.
Hannah is so beautiful; sometimes I feel shy around her, Evelyn continued. Shes got such pretty blue eyes, delicate featureslike a painting, not an old biddy like me, with hands like turnips and never the right words. Im not eloquent, never have been. I just get awkward around her. Id often tuck her in quietly during her visits; God took my daughters early, but then He gave me Edwards wife, my own dear Hannah. I always tell Edward his wife is one in a million!
And now you have to live with that! Hannahs inner judge whisperedand then finally fell silent, forever.
She hadnt even had a chance to promise things would change, that there was still time to put things right. Her little boy had already run up to her; her husband stood with a smile.
Arent you supposed to be at work? Mum said youd been round this morning, Edward whispered.
I cancelled. Evelyn Would it be all right if I called you Mum from now on? Happy birthday, Hannah choked, barely able to get the words out.
If she could, shed have dropped to her knees for forgiveness, just as the bereaved son from Amelias story had. On her knees before such gentleness, wisdom, and grace.
My dear! Come inwhat a surprise! beamed Evelyn, eyes shining. You made time for an old lady like me! Here she is, my Hannah! she called out, brimming with pride.
Edwards elderly neighbour gave a hearty chuckle as he looked from Hannah to her portrait.
Everyone brightened; laughter filled the room.
Hannah was suddenly grateful for everythingthe celebration, her health, her family, her devoted parents (who were on their way with birthday wishes), her good husband and little Charlie. Even her mother-in-law. She realised, for the first time, she was rich indeed.
To the table! Lets all eat! Evelyn fussed in delight.
How wonderful! And when were done, its pamper nighthairdos on the house! If anyone needs a cut or a colour, just let me knowits my treat, Hannah smiled.
A gift for everyone, in the end.
