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My Husband Hates Being Caught in Silly Situations—He’s Supposed to Be the Tough Guy! That’s Why I Quietly Peek into the Bathroom, Enjoy the Hilarious Sight, Slip Back Behind the Wall, and… I’m Probably About to Get the Giggles!
My husband cant stand being caught in silly situationshe insists hes the picture of manliness. So, when I sneaked a look into the bathroom and saw what was happening, I quickly ducked behind the wall, biting my lip to hold back laughter.
If youre a good kittysay meow!
If youre a splendid kittysay meow
If youre a favourite kittysay meow!
My husband, James, was gently singing whilst washing our cat, Mr Whiskers. Normally, that furball wouldve put up a right fight, clawing and yowling like his life depended on it. But todayperhaps he was comforted by the singing, or just in shockhe was astonishingly compliant.
Well wash your little pawssay meow…
Well wash your tail as wellsay meow…
Well wash your fluffy backsay meow
Meow, the cat piped up, barely above a whisper.
I was hunched over, shaking with silent laughter, wishing Id managed to film this masterpiece, but honestly, hanging onto that sort of evidence might not end well for me!
What, dont you like it? Shall I try a different song? James asked.
Meow, replied Mr Whiskers.
James paused for a moment, then started to softly croon as he lathered the cat:
The rain falls down against my window pane,
I see your sad face once again, Madonna
I was in tears from laughing. Then it dawned on meJames had never sung to me, not once. He was never overly romantic, but hed always had other charms. Still, I had to admit it was pretty funny that the cat got serenades.
Just then, Madonna (aka Mr Whiskers) let out another pitiful mew and James launched into a rendition of Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines.
That was itI was about to burst out laughing and give myself away. I started to crawl back to the lounge, as bath time was wrapping up and James was ready to towel the cat dry. I tried to keep it together, but then
Bing-bong the telly,
Bing-bong the telly,
Bing-bong the telly
I couldnt help myself and sang out,
And two Fixies live inside!
I scrambled onto the sofa, cackling uncontrollably.
Im not sure if there was any more musical entertainment after thatI was bent double with hiccuping giggles. A few minutes later, the two manly menJames and Mr Whiskersreappeared, shooting me wounded, suspicious glances. I buried my face in the pillow, still shaking with laughter.
With an air of utter dignity, cat and husband strode off towards the kitchen together.
Sometimes, its in the silliest moments we find the most joy. Sharing laughter, even when our pride takes a little dent, brings us closer. And life is always better with a bit of singingeven if its just for the cat.
