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Throw Him Out on the Street: I Found the Neighbor’s Pet Cat Under the Snow, But the Owner Refused to Save Him
Throw Him Out on the Street! I Found the Neighbours Cat under a Pile of Snow and His Owner Refused to Save Him
Caroline always eyed the neighbours cat with healthy suspicion. She didnt despise cats in general, but this enormous, stripy freeloader had crossed the line one too many times.
This is a tale about how decency wins out no matter what life tosses your way.
That summer, the neighbours cat, Oliver, got into the habit of using Carolines vegetable patch as his very own loo. On several occasions, shed catch him in the act, vigorously pawing through the soil as if unearthing ancient Roman coins. With a cry, shed give chase, but Oliver, ever the picture of nonchalance, would simply saunter off. Carolines cottage was tiny but solidthe sort that gets passed down through generationsnestled at the edge of Guildford, a stones throw from the city and a short stroll to proper countryside.
Venture just beyond her garden gate, and suddenly youre wrapped in the sleepy hush of a Surrey village. But pop up to the bus stop, and Londons within easy reach. When her grandmother was alive, Caroline adored spending her summers here. Even after Grannys passing, Caroline often spent weekends at the cottage, dragging along friends to light the woodstove, roast sausages, and forage for blackberries. The nearby woods were always brimming with wild mushroomsenough to fill a skillet in an hour. Silence, fresh air, and endless space: perfect for a getaway. Her cousin, AliceUncle Davids daughterlived in the same village, a childhood accomplice who made certain boredom was never on the schedule.
Caroline grew a few humble rows of radishes and salad leaves, and somewhere in the corner, spring onions flourished. Small, yes, but her own patch of green. And it was precisely this little Eden that Oliver the cat enthusiastically soiled at every opportunity. Caroline tried complaining to Olivers ownerAunt Edithbut Edith just rolled her eyes and sniffed, And what do you want me to do, love? Sit outside keeping guard all day? Chuck a stick at him if you cant catch him!
This tough-love approach had its reasons: Oliver had belonged to Ediths late husband, Mr. Nigel. Edith herself had always declared, Cats? Not my thing, thank you very much! She was a staunch dog person, but after Nigel kicked the bucket a couple of years ago, the cat became her unwelcome inheritance.
Oliver, for his part, didnt require coddling. He was a crack mouser and, if you believed the village gossip, a fair hand at fishing too. Back when Nigel was alive, Oliver would faithfully tag along to the riverbanks. What he needed was a roof and a warm radiatorenough to wait out the drizzle and the frost.
A small-scale war soon broke out between Caroline and Oliver. She tried negotiating, coaxing, even tempting him with delicacies from Waitrose, but Oliver rebuffed her efforts. Her entreaties were met with a wary, squinty glare, and he wouldnt come within ten feet.
One day, Caroline sprayed him with freezing water from the hose. On another occasion, she strode out to the garden armed with a referees whistle, so that when she spotted the trespassing tabby amongst the carrots, she could give pursuit with all the force of an overzealous lineswoman. Later, she collapsed in a giggle on the grass, remembering how the cat, pausing mid-leap over the fence, shot her a look that clearly said, Thats not cricket, before disappearing into the hedge with his tail aloft like a periscope.
Aunt Edith watched these goings-on from behind her privet hedge, more amused by the day. Besides, she was distracted by her long-held dream finally coming true: being the proud owner of a dog. Her daughter had brought over a miniature terrier named Lucky for the summer holidays, and there was plenty for Edith to do. Caroline sorted out her own patch problem in typically practical fashion: she lugged three enormous sacks of sawdust from the local DIY store and dumped them in the nettle-choked corner of her garden.
Oliver approved of this new bathroom arrangement and restricted his archaeological expeditions to the sawdust zone. Caroline breathed a secret sigh of relief. But before long, she realised Oliver was always watching herfrom behind the shrubs, from the roof, even through the gaps in the fence. One evening, she nearly fainted upon seeing two glowing eyes peering at her from the darkness. The shout she let out surely woke half the village. With Oliver, it was always a game of Wheres Wally?never quite certain where hed turn up next.
Caroline stayed at the cottage until the autumn, returning to her studies at university and popping back mainly at weekends.
One such weekend, coming out onto the porch one frosty morning, Caroline spotted a mound dusted in snow. It was Oliver. The massive tabby sat there like an ice sculpture, his whiskers crusted with icicles. He didnt stir, didnt even flick his tail, just sat hunched, head bowed. When Caroline brushed off the snow, he didnt react. She stroked his head; he tried to meow, but only managed a silent, breathless gapeno sound, not even a puff of steam.
Caroline scooped him up and rushed him indoors, bundled him in a fleecy blanket, carefully warmed his little face, melted the frost from his whiskers with a tea towel. Oliver didnt resisthe was too drained. Arranging hot water bottles around him, Caroline dashed off to see Aunt Edith.
But Edith was unbending: He lives in the shed now. He ruined the housepeeing everywhere, little monster! Hes not coming through my door again. Evidently, after Lucky the terrier arrived for the summer, Oliver started picking fights and marking his territory. For the sake of domestic peace, Edith had exiled him to the garden shed.
He made it through the summer easily enough, but winter in an unheated shed was a different story. Caroline tried to reason with Edith: the cat may have been a hunter, but that was before the snow and ice. Edith cut her off: Hes got dry food out there. He can eat it and wash it down with snow. He wont starve. If you dont want him, throw the cat out on the street!
Back at the cottage, it suddenly struck Caroline that Oliver hadnt turned up at her porch by coincidence hed come seeking help. Out of hope for any comfort from his own owner, hed come to the last person hed tormented all summer.
Caroline rang round her friends and family, but no one wanted a battered old tom. Her cousin offered to let him bunk in the farm shed with the cows and pigs (at least it would be warmer), but couldnt take him intheir hands were already full with cats of their own.
Meanwhile, as Oliver warmed up, he wriggled out of his blanket, padded gently across the sitting room, tapped her ankle, and plonked himself down right in front of her, fixing her with a solemn stare, well aware his fate hung in the balance. Caroline sighed and phoned her mum. Her mother had always been firmly against animals in the flat, but recalling how kind-hearted Mr. Nigel had been (the original owner), how hed always helped her grandmother and shared out his fishing hauls, she started to soften. She even got a bit teary at the thought of a once-beloved, now unwanted, ageing animal.
The answer came easily enough.
Skipping down to the corner shop, Caroline picked up a plastic carry-box and carefully bundled Oliver inside, then whisked him off to Central London. For Oliver, a whole new life was about to begin.
