The Heist of the Century I just want blokes to chase after me and cry because they cant catch up! Lydia declared grandly, reading her wish...
Youre a disgrace, an ungrateful wretch! screeched Margaret as she hurled insults at her daughter Alice, wherever she could see her. Alices rounded belly did nothing...
I was washing the dishes in our small London flat one evening when Sarah walked into the kitchen. Before she entered, she flicked off the main...
Hes licking himself again! Richard, will you get him off! Jane shot a frustrated glare at Bertie, who was bounding about her feet, tail wagging and...
ODD NEIGHBOURS New neighbours moved into flat 222, Number 8 Mayfield Avenue. A couple in their early fifties, both on the small and skinny side. He...
You would not believe the morning I had it was like something out of a sitcom, only much less funny when youre living it. So, its...
Déjà vu She was always waiting for letters. Always had, since she was a little girl. Her whole life. The addresses would change. The trees seemed...
WHY ON EARTH DID YOU SAVE HIM? HES PRACTICALLY A VEGETABLE! YOULL BE EMPTYING BEDPANS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, AND IM YOUNGI NEED A...
My Ex-Wife… This all happened two years ago. I was nearing the end of a work assignment, and it was almost time for me to head...
Dear Diary, Today is my 70th birthday. I found myself sitting on a bench in the hospital garden, quietly crying. Not a single call, not a...