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A strong and close-knit family is like a curious troupe drifting together through the odd tides of lifeeveryone sharing not only hardships but the sweetness of delight, too. Each family member knows they can always pour their troubles out, as if whispering into a teapot that answers back.

Sometimes, happiness and affection spill into the room for no reason at all, as though swept in by a breeze just drifting through old English windows. Youll find dozens of such peculiar moments in our familys dreamlike tales.

My husband and I are small in stature, each shorter than one hundred and sixty centimetres, while my father is a towering giant at one hundred and seventy. He also sports a bushy, impressive beard. So whenever he floated through our front door, hed declare with a flourish, Good morrow, hobbits! and wed sing back, Greetings, Gandalf! Sometimes I wondered whether Dads shadow truly stretched half across Surrey.

Our household includes myself, my husband, and our two daughters. One surreal afternoon, we pondered who should take Oliver, our spaniel, for a walk. To make things interesting, we declared an unspoken challenge: whoever lost the silent game must brave the English drizzle with the dog. As the hush grew thick, my daughter quietly bundled herself in her mackintosh and wellies, grabbed Olivers lead, and slipped out the door. The rest of us, blinking in confusion, nearly chorused, Pauline, you clever thing! With a triumphant grin, she returned, laughing, Got you all! Then, utterly pleased, shed her coat like a magician revealing a trick.

There was another episode with my old friend, when he arrived to ask for my fathers blessing to marry me. Dad collapsed theatrically onto the rug, shouting, At last, the Chosen One arrives! It was the punchline to a joke hed heard as a young man and had been waiting to perform for decades.

On sleepy weekend mornings, I usually prepare a modest breakfast for my eight-year-old niece. But one drowsy Saturday, I wandered into the kitchen to find a cup of tea, sweet creamy curds, and two sandwiches arranged neatly on the table. My niece had decided, in her mysterious kindness, to treat me to breakfast on my cherished lie-in day. Children dream in gratitude, it seems.

Once, our familymy husband and son (aged eleven)and my brothers familyhis wife and daughter (aged seven)ventured out to the village where my mother grew up. Mid-journey, inspiration struck: the children would love nothing more than a bout with water pistols. We popped into a little village shop and emerged, rifles in hand. Soon, the children dashed madly, soaked and shrieking, while the adults staged a mock battle with spectacularly little dignity. The hedgerows bore witness to our watery warfare.

As a child of six, I remember my parents whisking me off to the countryside on chilly evenings. Dad would bring a fishing rod with a bit of driftwood tethered to a float. Out on the wide moor, Dad would wave the stick about, squeaking like a field mouse. And sure enough, a grand owl would swoop silently down, trying to snatch the bobbing wood. It never quite managed, but I watched, wide-eyed, as the dusk deepened and the grass whispered. Such evenings crafted in me a love for wild places, as if natures own magic was folded into the corners of my mind.

Somehow, it dawned on me that my husband and I never quarrel. I remembered friends whod confide their daily arguments, stemming from the little vexations at home. I glanced around our living roomclothes draped over chairs, scattered papers lying among unwashed cups and plates. But instead of irritations, wed simply curl up together on an old sofa, arm in arm, and melt into the strange glow of a film. Thats just how we aretwo contented spirits, floating above the mess.

One day, my daughter and I queued at the corner shop. She flicked through magazines and suddenly exclaimed, Dad, look, its a fairy magazine and theres Flora on the cover! I peered over and said, Darling, thats Bloom, not Flora. Immediately, the two girls in front of us spun around, startled to hear a dad expertly discussing magical fairies. Perhaps, in the world of dreams, all boundaries dissolve.

My husband lost his mother when he was young, and in time, my mum grew into that role for him. So, there we were, all gathered around a polished table in a snug local pub (myself, my husband, our two boys, and my mother), as my husband, voice trembling with gratitude, thanked her for loving him as if hed always been her own son.

Once, my eight-year-old daughter came racing in from outside, arms flailing, exclaiming, Dad! There was a butterfly out thereso bright and huge! She pantomimed something the size of a kestrel. Everyone was too frightened to go near, except a few boys tried to get it with sticksbut even they lost their nerve!

With eyes wide, she gasped out her next words, But I wasnt scared! I was the only one! There I was, preparing a gentle lecture on kindness when she finished, So I found a stick and chased the boys off, so they wouldnt hurt it! Then I watched the butterfly soar away, all on its own.

Some families drift through life like this, wreathed in everyday magica bit shabby, a bit eccentric, always strangely wonderful.

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